E01 · Let 'Em Eat Rolls
9/25/1968
Bert is talking to Claudia about not getting into schemes anymore. She does not want him thinking about Rufus. She leaves and Rufus enters. He comes in with a man named Horatio Hollander. He was riding in Rufus' cab and Rufus did not want to leave him alone because he was depressed. Horatio is a singer and is looking for his big break. Horatio leaves Bert's Place. Rufus wants to make a milk shake. Bert tells Rufus to do everything he does when making it. Rufus does fine until the last part of making the milk shake and he makes a mess.
Claudia's old boyfriend from school Arnold Schreck comes into Bert's Place because the refrigerator in his Limo broke down. Bert sees that he is coming so he tells Rufus to go behind the counter and work. Bert says to Arnold that he is the owner of many restaurants. He asks for a sandwich and Rufus makes a tuna fish sandwich with ketchup on the inside and mustard on the outside. While this is going on Bert finds out that Arnold is a producer for a record
E03 · Episode 3
10/9/1968
Rufus and Bert decide to hirer a company to produce a commercial for Bert's Place in hopes to make more money for the diner.
E04 · Episode 4
10/16/1968
Bert gets fed up with Rufus so he decides to spend some time in a cabin only for Rufus to end up there.
E07 · Nostradamus Rides Again
11/14/1968
E08 · Credit Won't Buy You Happiness
11/21/1968
Rufus asks Bert if he can use his credit card. Bert loans the credit card to him. When Bert needs it Rufus tells him that he has lost the credit card.
E10 · Guess Who's Comming to Poker
12/12/1968
E11 · Sake To Me
1/16/1969
Bert and Rufus stir up trouble when they realize that the pancakes they are making for the diner have wine as an ingredient.
E13 · Take A Computer To Lunch
1/30/1969
Rufus who is sick of love decides to try the modern technology and be entered in a computer dating service. Rufus and Bert all all excited about it. When the results from the machine comes back it turns out that Rufus' sole mate is Claudia. Bert does not know this and Rufus does not want to tell him.
E15 · Wanted: An Honest Thief
2/12/1969
E16 · The Importance Of Being Hairy
2/19/1969
E17 · The Courtship Of Miles Butterworth
2/26/1969
Bert and Rufus' truck driver friend Big Tom announces he will be getting married to Gertie Zabisco. Big Tom has a bad habit of getting drunk and Gertie's brother knows this. He tells Rufus that if Big Tom does not show up he will be beaten up. Big Tom gets drunk and does not want to go to his wedding. Steve is ready to hurt Rufus.
E18 · The World's Second Greatest Lover
3/5/1968
E19 · Win, Place And Kill
3/12/1969
E20 · Father Knows Nothing
3/19/1969
E21 · Once More Without Feeling
3/26/1969
E22 · The Splitting Headache
4/3/1969
E23 · Love Comes To Annie Butterworth
4/10/1969
E24 · The Best Ship of All is Freindship
4/17/1969
E25 · The Prospector
4/24/1969
Claudia is invited to a dinner party by her old flame Dewey Hamilton. Bert and Rufus want to keep and eye on her at the dinner party so they sneak in and dress up as waiters.
