E01 · Soren-Weiss Report / The Happy Wanderers / Melonville Calendar / Maudlin O' the Night 45m
11/22/1983
Guy Caballero launches the new SCTV cable channel. The Schmenge Brothers try new wave music. Edith Prickly and Edna Boil go double-dating in the film spoof "Prickly Business". Steve Roman makes his own made-for-TV movie about JFK. "Melonville Calendar" honors a firefighter. Finally, "The Sammy Maudlin Show" is overhauled to appeal to a younger audience.
E02 · Hollywood Dirt Tonight / Mel McElroy Film Festival / Gimme Jackie: Lie Detector 45m
12/16/1983
E03 · SCTV Special Presentation: It's A Wonderful Film 45m
12/20/1983
The whole episode is a parody of ""It's A Wonderful Life.""
E04 · The Date Debate / Scary Previews 45m
1/3/1984
Count Floyd introduces some film previews, including ""Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde,"" ""Cujo II,"" and ""The Mysterious Disappearance of Dr. Tongue.""
E05 · You're On, Parts 1-3 / SCTV Foreign Film Festival: Das Boobs 45m
1/17/1984
E06 · Half Wits: Semi-Finals / Happy Hour: Six Gun Justice / Stars in One 45m
1/31/1984
E07 · Spy Wrap / The Great Escape 45m
1/14/1984
E08 · Stars in One: Libby Wolfson / Happy Hour: Six Gun Justice / PSA: Stop Julio Iglesias 45m
2/28/1984
E09 · Just For Fun / Black Like Vic 45m
3/14/1984
E10 · Youth, Do They Give a Damn or What? / Happy Hour 45m
3/27/1984
E11 · Allenscam / Mel's Rock Pile 45m
4/10/1984
E12 · Oliver Grimley 45m
4/24/1984
A parody of ""Oliver Twist"" with Ed Grimley (Short) in the lead role and Tommy Lasorda (Hemphill) as ""The Artful Dodger.""
E13 · 2009 Jupiter and Beyond 45m
5/8/1984
Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, and Ernest Borgnine crash-land on Saturn in a spoof of ""2001: A Space Odyssey."" Also, a behind-the-scenes look at the movie finds co-producers Idella Voudry and Woody Tobias Jr. fighting for creative control.
E14 · Halfwits / Save The World Parade 45m
5/22/1984
E15 · Jackie Rogers Jr. For President / Happy Hour 45m
6/5/1984
E16 · Celebrity Fairie Tales / Canadian Gaffes 45m
6/19/1984
E17 · You're On / Happy Hour 45m
7/3/1984
E18 · Pledge Week 45m
7/17/1984
In a desperate effort to save the station, Guy and Edith start a pledge drive. Lola Heatherton returns to SCTV to sing on behalf of the station, but her performance is marred by thinly-veiled personal problems.
E19 · The Best of SCTV 45m
9/5/1988
Guy and Edith plead to the FCC to keep SCTV on the airwaves while clips from the show's heyday are interspersed.
