I'm Bruce. I'm not the problem.
A shark named Bruce goes on adventuress that become progressively more unstable.
9/24/2024
Bruce hacks up a few teeth, looking for a way to make money.
Bruce gets a pet "fish" that he names Ass Crack. Ass Crack soon feels lonely so Bruce summons a demon from the gates of hell to make Ass Crack happy again.
Bruce's mom is tasked with purchasing glasses for Bruce only to find out she bought them in the wrong size.
Bruce begins having nightmares. His loving parents do everything they can to stop him from having nightmares.
Bruce tries buying jumbo crayons by stealing his fathers wallet and gets scammed.
Bruce wakes up from a long nap and unfortunately discovers anime. He becomes addicted to it and lashes out, acting like a cringe My Hero Academia fan in 2020, gets his iPad taken away and needs to figure out how to get it back.
Bruce orders a "new" smartphone using his fathers money and becomes addicted.
Bruce is interrogated for child abuse, aggravated assault, battery, hate crime, and manslaughter. Now he has to find his way out of this situation
