Burke's Law

1/14/1994

A couturier displaying a cupid collection is iced by an arrow from an ice-sculpture cupid's bow.

1/21/1994

A detested gumshoe is murdered at a PI convention-- and nobody sees a thing .

1/28/1994

A baton twirler favored to win a beauty contest gets crowned instead with her own baton.

2/4/1994

The celebrity host of a amssive dinner party isn't well liked.

3/4/1994

Its quite a trick when a magician gets shot to death while lying in an airtight coffin at the bottom of the pool.

3/11/1994

A soap star makes a permanent exit upon her arrival at a tv-awards show.

4/1/1994

Toxin in hairspray gives a hairstylist to the stars the ultimate bad hair-day.

4/8/1994

An ambulance chasing lawyer gets run down by an ambulance.

4/15/1994

an unknown drunk ends up dead.

4/29/1994

Someone takes sweet revenge on a tacky romance novelist by putting boom-booms in her bon-bons.

5/6/1994

A man is murdered leaving only his dog as a witness.

5/13/1994

A tv anchorman ends with a deadly newscast.