The Onion Movie

America's finest news source.

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Len Cariou

Ken Takemoto

Steven Seagal

Larissa Laskin

Don McManus

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

Daniel Dae Kim

Meredith Baxter

Jed Rees

Rodney Dangerfield