Happy, Texas

Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.

Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.

Cast

Jeremy Northam

Steve Zahn

William H. Macy

Ally Walker

Illeana Douglas

M.C. Gainey

Ron Perlman

Mo Gaffney

Paul Dooley

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Jillian Berard

Scarlett Pomers

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Melissa Arnold