E01 · Pilot 22m
9/20/1991
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
E02 · The Dance 22m
9/27/1991
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
E03 · Rules of the House 22m
10/4/1991
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
E04 · First Anniversary 22m
10/11/1991
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
E05 · Frank & Son 22m
10/18/1991
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
E06 · Pulling Together 22m
10/25/1991
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
E07 · Yo-Yo's Wedding 22m
11/1/1991
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
E08 · Just for Kicks 22m
11/8/1991
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
E09 · Into the Woods 22m
11/15/1991
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
E10 · Mixed Messages 22m
11/22/1991
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
E11 · A Day in the Life 22m
11/29/1991
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
E12 · The New Car 22m
12/6/1991
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
E13 · Getting Organized 22m
12/13/1991
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
E14 · Home Alone 22m
1/3/1992
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
E15 · Drive, He Said 22m
1/17/1992
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
E16 · Bully for Mark 22m
2/7/1992
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
E17 · The Boys in the Band 22m
2/14/1992
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
E18 · School Daze 22m
2/21/1992
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
E19 · Country Club 22m
2/28/1992
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
E20 · Daddy's Girl 22m
3/6/1992
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
E21 · He Wanted Wings 22m
3/27/1992
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
E22 · Beauty Contest 22m
4/24/1992
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.