E01 · Vicki's Homecoming 21m
9/7/1985
Ted brings home his own cyber creation an android in the form of a ten year old girl he nicknames Vicki.
E02 · Guess Who's Coming to Dinner 21m
9/14/1985
The Brindles, the Lawson's nosy neighbors, come across Vicki and tries to find out their secret.
E03 · Robositter 21m
9/21/1985
Jamie has the entire house to himself, not knowing that Vicki is his babysitter!
E04 · Nerd Crush 21m
9/28/1985
Warren Enright, the class nerd, falls in love with Vicki.
E05 · Runaway Jamie 21m
10/5/1985
Because Vicki is getting more attention, Jamie decides to run away to see what his parents might think.
E06 · Lights! Camera! Ego! 21m
10/12/1985
Jamie and his friend Reggie Williams are involved in putting together a sci-fi movie project for school, but the power of directorial duties goes to Jamie's head.
E07 · White Lies 21m
10/19/1985
Jamie realizes the value of constant truthfulness when he can't convince his parents that he's not responsible for breaking (and secretly gluing together) a teapot caused by Harriet's smart-aleck cousin.
E08 · The Bully 21m
10/26/1985
A bully extorts money from Jamie's neighborhood club, which quickly reconsiders its boys-only policy via Vicki's strong-arm "assistance."
E09 · DisHonor Student 21m
11/2/1985
Jamie uses Vicki's new speed-scan reading ability to complete 55 chapters of his homework overnight, which earns him the school honor roll -- along with snowballing guilt.
E10 · Vicki's Adoption 21m
11/9/1985
Tipped off on the sly by busybody Bonnie Brindle, Child Services threatens to take Vicki away unless the Lawsons can produce her past -- and she passes a medical exam.
E11 · Child Prodigy 21m
11/16/1985
To circumvent Child Services' orders to send Vicki to school and risk exposure, the Lawsons hire a pompous tutor who mistakes her computer abilities for genius. To remedy the situation, Joan crams to follow-through her marriage-postponed teaching degree to act as Vicki's "tutor," while Ted takes over the kitchen and creates a mess.
E12 · Brindles Move In 21m
11/23/1985
A house fire moves Ted's new boss, Brandon Brindle, into the Lawsons' house, scheming for insurance fraud.
E13 · RoboBrat 21m
11/30/1985
When overexposure to Harriet infects heuristically mimicking Vicki with Harriet's personality traits and shrieking tantrums, Ted must purge the brat out of her at his factory -- but not before Harriet and Bonnie Brindle wonder where Vicki suddenly vanished to and summon the police.
E14 · The Burrito Story 21m
1/4/1986
Jamie attempts to mass-produce burritos made by Vicki.
E15 · Babes in the Woods 21m
1/11/1986
The Lawsons and Reggie and Harriet take a wilderness camping trip, and get lost.
E16 · First Love 21m
1/18/1986
To charm prissy and picky Jessica, Jamie throws an expensive party for her, ignoring a surprising school tomboy.
E17 · Substitute Dad 21m
1/25/1986
When golf-crazed Ted neglects taking Jamie to a Father-and-Son picnic for a golf tournament, Brandon steps in and incites a "father war" while Joan uses Vicki to voice her disapproval to Ted.
E18 · The Robot Nappers 21m
2/8/1986
When keen-eyed recruitment officers from a rival robotics firm drop by to interview Ted, they suspect Vicki is a robot and plan to "robotnap" her.
E19 · Ted's Lay-Off 21m
2/15/1986
United Robotronics cutbacks have the Lawsons scrambling for odd jobs.
E20 · Health Nuts 21m
2/22/1986
Ted is motivated to get the family into shape when an obese co-worker loses a record amount of weight.
E21 · The Reluctant Halfback 21m
3/1/1986
Ted is proud that Jamie's made the Pee Wee Football league, unknowing that Jamie only does it to please his dad.
E22 · Vaudeville Vicki 21m
5/3/1986
When a vaudeville actor thinks Vicki is his long-lost daughter, he drafts her into a show and threatens her adoption.
E23 · The Birds, The Bees, and Robots 21m
5/10/1986
When timid Ted uses the "stork theory" in answering Jamie's questions about sex, Jamie believes Dad's in serious need of sex education and tries to help him out.
E24 · Grandpa Lawson's Visit 21m
5/17/1986
Ted has the unenviable task of explaining to his unwary Vicki-doting father, who bitterly lost his job to automation, that his new lovely adopted granddaughter is really a robot.