E01 · Episode 1 30m
4/16/2009
A pirate captain worries about an early bedtime and the four King Georges form a boyband.
E02 · Episode 2 30m
4/23/2009
A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient and a Pharaoh invents the pyramid.
E03 · Episode 3 30m
4/30/2009
A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, and an Egyptian tries to save money.
E04 · Episode 4 30m
5/7/2009
The Tudors sing their family history, Bob explains the complete history of Rome in two minutes, and a mad Victorian gentleman eats King Louis XIV's mummified heart.
E05 · Episode 5 30m
5/14/2009
A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and there are some disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
E06 · Episode 6 30m
5/21/2009
An evil Greek god appears on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and we meet some weird medieval monsters.
E07 · Episode 7 30m
5/28/2009
There is a terrible smell in the Houses of Parliament, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.
E08 · Episode 8 30m
6/4/2009
The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, a caveman goes on a TV cookery show, and we discover the bizarre causes of the First World War.
E09 · Episode 9 30m
6/11/2009
A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns unpleasantly.
E10 · Episode 10 30m
6/18/2009
HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads, and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
E11 · Episode 11 30m
6/25/2009
Queen Victoria learns that her British comforts are not very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and on 'Axe Factor', the contestants try to become executioners.
E12 · Episode 12 30m
7/2/2009
A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.
E13 · Episode 13 30m
7/9/2009
A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.
